Real Mature, Bradley Posted on February 27, 2015 by Nathan They laughed the entire time that my friend and I had dinner, then wandered off. They left behind a napkin with a phone number written in ketchup. I suspect they were tormenting the very young man waiting tables there.
Gift Horses Posted on February 25, 2015 by Nathan They bought like a box of packages and distributed some to my siblings and me, happily planning to freeze the rest until it’s needed
Unsuitable Posted on February 24, 2015 by Nathan I don’t care about the monarchy I want to be able to see if the cookies are done
Never Out Of Style Posted on February 20, 2015 by Nathan All roads lead to Raceway! You see what I did there? Roads? Racing? You’ll get it on the drive home.
My Ship Comes In Posted on February 18, 2015 by Nathan I spent the next seven minutes giving an extemporaneous thank-you speech that onlookers agreed was quite moving
Miscalculation Posted on February 16, 2015 by Nathan You must see how “making a food” and “being more helpful” conflicts with my stated goals of “not doing anything”