DID YOU KNOW: the groom actually gave me this joke himself, months ago
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I remember being impressed that such a diverse group could dance together so well!
‘Submariner’ is not a euphemism, it is apparently his job to help drive submarines around. For…reasons??
The guy at that sporting goods store totally lied to us!
Often the only thing you can really say to these days is “of course”
Disclaimer: The above comic is not intended as an actual announcement of any kind.
Nobody told ME we were all getting into politics, now they all have cool signs and I don’t grumble grumble
I’m still surprised he held still long enough for me to write legibly
When’s the last time you’ve looked up a phone number in an actual book?
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