My wife and I came up with a full translation for real estate agents.
Cozy = small.
Handy-man’s dream = dilapidated.
Charming = haunted.
Character = old and busted.
Picturesque = only from the outside.
Elegant = you can’t afford it.
Bustling part of town = the hood.
Quaint = has no water or hydro
Perfect = all its problems are well hidden from view
Smells like fart every time it rains = whoops I meant to not say that
Dude, if you need a renter to help with those mortgage payments… I would move in and we could totally be bachelor buddies. Then: Ahoy ladies!
Nathan, you’re making it sound tiny by calling it “tiny”. In the realestate world it’s called “cozy”.
Ha ha, right, just like “character home” is code for “super old house”
My wife and I came up with a full translation for real estate agents.
Cozy = small.
Handy-man’s dream = dilapidated.
Charming = haunted.
Character = old and busted.
Picturesque = only from the outside.
Elegant = you can’t afford it.
Bustling part of town = the hood.
Oh me too, me too
Quaint = has no water or hydro
Perfect = all its problems are well hidden from view
Smells like fart every time it rains = whoops I meant to not say that