There’s this joke I like to do while I’m talking to people, which is that I tell them something I’m not going to say (and thereby say it anyway). For instance, if a friend of mine does something silly, I’ll say “A lesser person than me might say that you just did something incredibly stupid, but I’m not judgmental like that.” The last panel of this comic is a nice visual example of that same style of humour. The best part is that I can just stick to the “high road” and say “yes, but you see, I didn’t go there! I even crossed it out!” [January 11, 2012]