Circumstantial evidence?

Earlz

March 21, 2011 at 6:24 pm · Reply

Oh all girls do the bat thing. It’s otherwise known as “the time of the month” lmao
Heidi

March 22, 2011 at 5:21 pm · Reply

haha maybe you should change her name on Rock Band from Blatzy to Batzy!
TheGuyWithTheNameAlsoKnownAsOhHimYeahHesCool

March 22, 2011 at 5:53 pm · Reply

I’m surprised that your girlfriend would be a vampire, I’m honestly more surprised that you have a girlfriend in the first place.

And here I thought being a Canadian was a full-time job that left no time for relationships.

I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED.
Your Therapist

March 22, 2011 at 9:58 pm · Reply

Make sure your breath always reeks like garlic. If she doesn’t want to kiss you, there’s your final proof.