Do Something New! Posted on December 18, 2015 by Nathan Isn’t it hard to get into the Illuminati? Not anymore! Memberships are dwindling so it’s never been simpler.
Ermagerd Sterwers Posted on December 17, 2015 by Nathan When I told Lori about this plan she somehow imagined me just keeping all the coats on me the whole time, not helping anyone
Legalese Posted on December 15, 2015 by Nathan I can make a box of seashell hazelnut chocolates last from Christmas till Easter (mostly by forgetting that there’s any left)
Efficient Posted on June 18, 2015 by Nathan Replicate the random loot-gathering experience of your favourite video games!
Bragging Rights Posted on May 20, 2015 by Nathan I used to laugh at those Community Slo-pitch teams that take the game much too seriously, but now — no, I still laugh at them
I’m Really Not A Catcaller Posted on May 13, 2015 by Nathan Anyway joggers, I just want you to know that You Have Got This
Signal Boost Posted on April 8, 2015 by Nathan But seriously, the primes thing happened to me once or twice while we were installing them. Should wear off in a couple of days.
Synergize! Leverage! Diversify! Posted on March 12, 2015 by Nathan Be mindful that it’s Tallpines Lodge, NOT Tallpine Lodges which is the couples-only place. Nobody wants a repeat of last year’s awkwardness
The Sadness Posted on March 12, 2015 by Nathan My wife, and my mom, and my wife’s mom enjoy video games and are awesome people. How can I be down with a movement that hates them?
Equilateral Triangle Scheme Posted on January 29, 2015 by Nathan Alternatively, explain that pyramids are actually extremely stable and last for thousands of years — but this exciting opportunity won’t!!!!!! See what I did there? Always be closing
