never did find out the answer

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This is a story that is one hundred percent true. I was an usher that night at the movie theatre, and these dudes showed up tipsy. I don’t remember the exact circumstances but in any case we had to eject them. Usually we got tipped off by people being too noisy in the theatre — patrons in Winkler are typically pretty reserved while watching, so drunken idiots braying at the screen stand out quickly.

One of the two guys was at least trying to get the other one to leave quietly once they’d been ejected, but that guy was having none of it and decided to get up in my face. (At least he wasn’t physical about it. I’m really not a fighter.) Over and over, he asked: “Don’t you know who I am?!” to which I would honestly reply “no”. But that threat really only works if you back it up, and he never did. Then they left. [May 22, 2011]

the snake represents our boundless natural resources

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Well it’s 2011 as I write this and my flag isn’t flying above the parliament buildings just yet. I also haven’t managed to make merchandise out of it in any way, although I do still like the design very much and have always wanted to update it a little.

Oh, and this comic marks the first time that I employed alt-tags to sneak extra jokes and commentary into each comic. (Those are the bits of text that appear when you hover your mouse over the image.) I stole the idea from Dinosaur Comics, basically, although I’ve also noticed a lot of other comics do it too. [May 10, 2011]

okay so here is an idea

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The last week of this month won’t have any comics by me, on account of I’m not going to be in the province. It is Spring Break and a friend and I are going to British Columbia to chill at my older brother’s place and do nothing at all.

BUT! Here is the “idea” part! I’ma go ahead and link the template I use for my comics which you can download, and then draw in a comic of your own on, and then e-mail back to me in the days leading up to my departure. Then I will review your submissions and then post them during the week! HOW GOOD IS THIS IDEA HUH??

Get on it! Now is your chance to be a part of the most historically important website since ever*.

*not a verified claim