Gideon Learns Some Sort Of Christmas Lesson, Part 4; Heartwarming Version

Posted on December 25, 2015 by Nathan

I came up with two slightly different endings to the story, and I couldn’t decide which one I wanted to run. This is the heartwarming version. Continue reading “Gideon Learns Some Sort Of Christmas Lesson, Part 4; Heartwarming Version” →

Gideon Learns Some Sort of Christmas Lesson, Part 3

Posted on December 24, 2015 by Nathan

Of course he knows our passwords and how to order things, he's a cat — Of course he knows our passwords and how to order things, he’s a cat

[Spatula City appears courtesy of the classic film “UHF”]

Gideon Learns Some Sort of Christmas Lesson, Part 2

Posted on December 23, 2015 by Nathan

"Why do I ever try and talk to Bentley about anything?" Gideon, probably — “Why do I ever try and talk to Bentley about anything?” Gideon, probably

Gideon Learns Some Sort Of Christmas Lesson, Part 1

Posted on December 22, 2015 by Nathan

Gideon knows everyone's names but of course would not be inclined to use them — Gideon knows everyone’s names but of course would not be inclined to use them

Do Something New!

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Nathan

Isn't it hard to get into the Illuminati? Not anymore! Memberships are dwindling so it's never been simpler. — Isn’t it hard to get into the Illuminati? Not anymore! Memberships are dwindling so it’s never been simpler.

Ermagerd Sterwers

Posted on December 17, 2015 by Nathan

When I told Lori about this plan she somehow imagined me just keeping all the coats on me the whole time, not helping anyone

Legalese

Posted on December 15, 2015 by Nathan

I can make a box of seashell hazelnut chocolates last from Christmas till Easter (mostly by forgetting that there's any left) — I can make a box of seashell hazelnut chocolates last from Christmas till Easter (mostly by forgetting that there’s any left)

Staind

Posted on December 9, 2015 by Nathan

Some have actually held this up as proof that our timeline has been tampered with in some way

[photo from here]