Oh NO

PANEL 3 NOTE - Dramatization. Do not attempt. Professional divers in enclosed area.

The last panel is true, except we weren’t underwater. A friend of ours brought her boyfriend over to meet us, and we played Epic Spell Wars together while he told us diving stories because he is a for real Divemaster. Before that evening I hadn’t even known that was a designation one could earn. [May 13th, 2015]