That’ll be fifty bucks

If you’re wondering whether there is more background to this story I can confirm that there is not. This kid (he was high school age, but I’m old enough to call everybody “kid” now, so don’t take it personally) emailed me totally out of the blue and said I should write about him. Never met him before or since, but I admired his pluck and nobody’s ever tried asking straight up like that before. So I indulged him. However, the next person who tries is going to need to be much more convincing. [October 11th, 2013]

 

Everyone Loves Book Sale

One of the reasons I like writing this comic, and one of the reasons it takes so long sometimes is Research Breaks. By way of a f’rinstance, the alt-text refers to Goosebumps #17 “Why I’m Afraid Of Bees”. Which is a hilarious title in itself, but also provides a bit of extra amusement for people who know the book OR decide to Google it and see if I just made it up (I didn’t!) The problem is that I give myself a window of about an hour at the end of the day to write, and Research Breaks can totally send me down the rabbit hole where half an hour is gone and I’m watching Youtube clips.

As I said, I like it because I get to learn fun and obscure things BUT I have poor time management skills. [October 7th, 2013]

 

Circumstantial evidence?

Vampire or nurse working nights? You be the judge. The middle panel was the actual inspiration for this comic; something Lori does unconsciously (and to this day) is to run her hand over mine and find my veins. Her excuse is that she does it a lot for work. It takes very little on my part to remind her she’s doing it again, and then she sheepishly withdraws and tells me again that I have ‘good veins’. As odd as it is, I’m a little proud of it too. [January 19th, 2017]

Jim and Davis – Valentine’s Day

Hello readers! Ordinarily there are no updates on Fridays, but an enigmatic team of writers calling themselves “Jim and Davis” approached me and proposed to write Friday comics for me if I agreed to draw them. I accepted and for the foreseeable future this thing will be happening. Please enjoy them!

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Two things about this comic:

1.) Incredibly, the first panel is a true story. A friend of mine was driving back from Winnipeg when he noticed, of all things, a quilt in the ditch. He recovered it, cleaned it up, and gave it to his girlfriend as a gift. She knew full well where it came from (and was eventually the one to tell the rest of us this story). Later, they got married. So as much as I laugh, I suppose…it worked??

2.) It is finally time to talk about Jim & Davis. One night, my friends and I were hanging out and idly conversing. They (half-jokingly) suggest comic ideas to me all the time and are usually rejected outright. On this particular night I was feeling generous and somehow the idea of appropriating Jim Davis’ name to write mostly surreal, often punchline-free comics was…actually a little appealing. We brainstormed a bunch of ideas on the spot but I left it to two friends in particular to handle the actual writing.

For the next few weeks they’d send me things and I’d try my best to draw them. Outside of my friends these comics worked for basically nobody, and so I wasn’t entirely sad when we all sort of lost interest after a while. [October 7th, 2013]

 

The element of surprise.

This comic is about the very first time I asked out the woman who is now my wife. I actually did it over Facebook. I tried feebly to disguise the situation just in case she somehow saw it, but it didn’t work; Unknown to me she was a regular reader and after receiving my message that morning guessed the truth on her own. It would be a few dates before she revealed (sheepishly, nervously) that she’d been through my entire site before we ever started going out. [October 7th, 2013]

 

The island’s mysteries have no impact

 

The very first time I drew Gideon he was all black, and then the next number of times he’s gray. Which is weird, because he actually is all black. I suppose I was influenced by Bryan Lee O’Malley’s style (the cat’s name, after all, comes from his comics) and didn’t want the lines of his body to get lost in all the black. Later I came to realize that hiding those lines on purpose makes my drawing job a heck of a lot easier; just draw a black blob, some points for ears and white dots for eyes and then hey presto! The cat is curled up. No worries. [October 2, 2013]

No prestidigitation here!

This comic made it to the 2nd page of /r/Funny on popular website Reddit.com. I didn’t submit it and have no proof of this happening. It’s also what inspired me to start putting the URL on my comics, because I was never cited and as far as I can tell I’ve gotten no additional traffic because of it. My claim to fame! [October 2, 2013]