For those unfamiliar: Happy Heart Dude and I have kind of an unfortunate history.
[BEGIN COMMENTARY] You may have guessed as much, but this comic marks the day that Lori agreed to be my Girlfriend, Officially And For Reals. In response I did an embarrassing dance on her driveway. [October 7th, 2013]
Brown chicken, brown cow…
No, Jay, it’s a real person, and I strongly resent the implication. Wait, are we talking about the same thing?
He can be a real jerk sometimes, but I do believe he has your best interest at heart. Get it? Heart?