Customary

Posted on May 18, 2017 by Nathan

If you are in the SHAME ZONE you had better hope it’s a busy day, or those five cars could take a long time to go past

Decisions

Posted on July 29, 2016 by Nathan

Feel like royalty while shopping in bulk.

It’s Probably Fine

Posted on April 22, 2016 by Nathan

It's going to bake for 20-25 minutes, and during that time we'll silently contemplate throwing everything out and just picking something up at the store. — It’s going to bake for 20-25 minutes, and during that time we’ll silently contemplate throwing everything out and just picking something up at the store.

Grab Bag

Posted on February 26, 2016 by Nathan

Doesn't matter if she looks older than Marilla, anyone other than Follows is #notmyanne — Doesn’t matter if she looks older than Marilla, anyone other than Follows is #notmyanne

Sales Pitch

Posted on November 13, 2015 by Nathan

Maybe I've said this before, but the first question we always want to ask tourists is 'why are you -here-?' — Maybe I’ve said this before, but the first question we always want to ask tourists is ‘why are you -here-?’

Out Of The Way

Posted on September 28, 2015 by Nathan

If there's multiple Dads present I have no idea how they decide who will be the Grill Dad; perhaps it is an instinct unlocked at the moment of your child's birth? — If there’s multiple Dads present I have no idea how they decide who will be the Grill Dad; perhaps it is an instinct unlocked at the moment of your child’s birth?

Desperado

Posted on August 27, 2015 by Nathan

Overall, about a 6.5/10 chip experience. Would eat again, though

Habitual

Posted on April 29, 2015 by Nathan

I wish I knew where I'd gotten it, because I'd have another — I wish I knew where I’d gotten it, because I’d have another

Creatopyrightivity

Posted on April 28, 2015 by Nathan

"Information wants to be free" and all that but I am going to get totes paid if somebody says Misteak, alright — “Information wants to be free” and all that but I am going to get totes paid if somebody says Misteak, alright

Gift Horses

Posted on February 25, 2015 by Nathan

1724 — They bought like a box of packages and distributed some to my siblings and me, happily planning to freeze the rest until it’s needed