Category: lemons into lemonade
that’s supposed to be a wallet
I know you’re peeking because I hear you giggling
gotta jump in with both feet, that’s what I say!
if you didn’t already, you now know my secret shame
the high-five reaction is so reflexive in them, too. like little Pavlov’s Dogs
I think the Bulkies mascot is supposed to be a bear
I am inordinately proud of the creation of “Off-Brand Bulkies!” cereal with its cheerful, bear-resembling mascot. I slip Bulkies in when I can, and in my imagination they have roughly the same look and consistency of dog food but are slightly tastier.
The inspiration for these comes from all the store-brand knockoff cereals that every supermarket carries. I grew up on a lot of bulk-purchased cereals that were similar, but legally distinct, from popular brands; usually I didn’t mind eating them in any case.
Fun fact: My favorite off-brand cereal in all the world (and bear in mind that this award has nothing to do with taste) is carried by my local Co-op food stores. It is reminiscent of Froot Loops but has no mascot and is called, in capital letters on a white background, “FRUIT-FLAVOURED CEREAL”. [May 25, 2012]
see? it’s not all whinging and anger around here
Some comics are better keys to my memory than others; I remember that I wrote this at the end of a legitimately awful day, although I can’t remember what in particular made that day so bad. The things I listed in the comic really were the brightest points however. [May 16, 2012]
I guess it’s all over once the faculty finds this comic anyway
of course I’m the least scary guy in the world
