(Painting is “The Hands Resist Him” by Bill Stoneham.
Permission for usage neither given nor requested)
[BEGIN COMMENTARY] I’ve never actually developed a comics rivalry. Mostly I just hate everybody who’s better than me at comics, which is a lot of people. I think they need to return that hatred for a true rivalry to happen, but I don’t think the Better Comics People are aware of my existence, so here we are.
(That was a joke, I don’t hate anybody in comics) [May 25, 2012]
But some day down the road you’ll realize you have to stay true to your audience, who happen to love catch phrases shouted at them and seeing guys get hit in the crotch with footballs. DOINK!
HAHA gets me every time, lolz now he’s rolling on the ground
What? Is that what you readers wanted all along? Catch phrases and crotch hits? That’s EASY!
Prepare for Maximum Lulz!!!
Tim doesn’t seem all that interesting. I’d still vote for you.
I read the comics in order to get the hidden prize.