what’s funny about this comic — not like, Ha Ha funny, just Odd funny — is that after all the references I made to the Wii I never actually wrote a comic about the time I finally got one. I wrote one for getting a big old Xbox, but one of my single most anticipated purchases went totally unmentioned. I can’t account for that, really. It’s just one of the many examples of the way in which I am kind of terrible at keeping an honest journal, ironic given that this is supposed to be a Journal Comic. [May 22, 2011]
Well you should get #2 to phone you immediately upon receiving some at his place of work.
I work at Superstore and I have a key for the electronics locker where they keep the Wii’s, and I work unsupervised in the middle of the night, and right near the electronics locker is a door that I also have a key to… so… you know…
…I would totally be the first one they accused if I stole one for you.
Or maybe you should just wait in line until a new shipment arrives.
Good suggestions all, but I’ve done you one better by kidnapping Reggie Fils-Aime and stashing him in my basement until Nintendo of America mails me a Wii. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go put on some Stealer’s Wheel and cut his ear off…