Update! The Shetland Pony Club website has moved down to 3.39 millionth place, and my site is ranked at…No Data! Maybe I’m so popular I broke their software? [June 21, 2012]
Update! The Shetland Pony Club website has moved down to 3.39 millionth place, and my site is ranked at…No Data! Maybe I’m so popular I broke their software? [June 21, 2012]
Shetland Pony Site doesn’t stand a chance! Who cares about pony’s anyways? Not the internet, that’s for sure.
Shortly after posting that, I found this little jingle:
If a word ends in consonant “y”
Here’s a rule you must apply.
Change the “y” to “i” and then
Add the suffix to the end.
Watch out! (clap, clap)
Watch out! (clap, clap)
Don’t use this rule with i-n-g
That puts two “i’s” side by side.
“Don’t do that!”, the teacher cried.
(point finger in time to the music)
And realized that pony’s should be ponies….
I recommend everyone learn it (with the clapping).
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon!
And the little dog laughed, to see such sport
And the dush ran away with the spoon.
He ran from conviction, and fed his addiction
As the dish heated the spoon.
The spoon begged to go, but the dish yelled “NO!”
The heroine will be ready soon.
So that’s what a website would look like if you could hold it… a tennis racket.
Amazing, i thought it would look more like a black shoe box with a red light on top, and it wouldn’t weigh much because the internet is weightless.