Now, pick up the iPod and press the big red button on the last page. What? You don’t have a big red button? You do now, now touch it.
If you do, I’ll make sure the robot overlords don’t make you a slave…. I’ll also give you cookies. You like cookies right? That’s what I was told by that Wikipedia.
No, you’re not. Don’t worry, you’re okay.
Now, pick up the iPod and press the big red button on the last page. What? You don’t have a big red button? You do now, now touch it.
If you do, I’ll make sure the robot overlords don’t make you a slave…. I’ll also give you cookies. You like cookies right? That’s what I was told by that Wikipedia.
I don’t even have a cell phone.
I won’t join the cult of connectivity.