Now how am I going to explain to my children that I didn’t get them anything for Christmas again this year? I used to just blame it on Santa being lazy and stupid!
Just because he does not use the front door, does not mean its not home invasion. I’ve been suing Santa for years for home invasion only last year did he finally get the message and stopped leaving me presents, that was right around the time i moved out of my parents house.
I’ve always wanted to B+E on someones house on Christmas Eve Eve, leave presents and eat cookies (even if there were none left out for “Santa”) just to see what kind of criminal charges would come up.
“Momma, where’s my presents?”
“They’re in the furnace with Santa, but they’re just ashes now.”
“My presents are burnded!?”
“Yes. … And Santa.”
lol I had the same chimney. I asked myself, does he go through the front door then? So can we sue him for home invasion?
WOW THANKS FOR THE SPOILERS NATHAN.
Now how am I going to explain to my children that I didn’t get them anything for Christmas again this year? I used to just blame it on Santa being lazy and stupid!
Just because he does not use the front door, does not mean its not home invasion. I’ve been suing Santa for years for home invasion only last year did he finally get the message and stopped leaving me presents, that was right around the time i moved out of my parents house.
I’ve always wanted to B+E on someones house on Christmas Eve Eve, leave presents and eat cookies (even if there were none left out for “Santa”) just to see what kind of criminal charges would come up.