Maybe you have noticed the mysterious timer counting down in the left sidebar! Its true purpose is to build suspense. Note: ALL PARTIES WHO KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE SECRET ARE REMINDED THAT I completely forgot to TOTALLY MADE YOU SIGN NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS
Clues? Okay, sure. Here is a secret bonus comic that is somehow related to the big mystery! (It looks like I made it just now but I promise I didn’t.)
I don’t like remixes.
I don’t know why.
No, it doesn’t make sense.
I may have already let the cat out of the beans and told a few (hundred) people. Sarry
Oh Tom, you and your mixed metaphors. Working at the theatre was so confusing!
MGMT!!
How could it have been confusing, it’s easy, like riding a car.