My dear clipboard You are a board With a clip And the fat, heavy-metal latino guy from Survivor: Cook Islands made an ass of himself on national TV by telling everybody he fell in love with a girl from the caucasian tribe because, when he was having a pity party after a competition, she told him “We love you,” to be nice, but he thought she was secretly telling him “I am madly in love with you,” and then he got voted off, thus destroying his “metal” credibility and confirming that he truly is just a fat, insecure, lazy, loser (literally).
I’m inspired…! Here I go:
My dear clipboard
You are a board
With a clip
And the fat, heavy-metal latino guy from Survivor: Cook Islands made an ass of himself on national TV by telling everybody he fell in love with a girl from the caucasian tribe because, when he was having a pity party after a competition, she told him “We love you,” to be nice, but he thought she was secretly telling him “I am madly in love with you,” and then he got voted off, thus destroying his “metal” credibility and confirming that he truly is just a fat, insecure, lazy, loser (literally).
Whew! I’m all poem-ed out.