I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman calvary choirs are singing
Be my Mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can’t explain
The Shaggy moron haircut is all the rage
Never a rat-tail found
But that was when I ruled the world
revolutionaries wait,
for your rat-tail on a silver plate,
just a puppet on a lonely string,
oh, who’d ever want to be king?
What about that shaggy moron haircut that’s all the rage now? Is that next?
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman calvary choirs are singing
Be my Mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can’t explain
The Shaggy moron haircut is all the rage
Never a rat-tail found
But that was when I ruled the world
I can’t prove it, but I suspect you’re all plagiarizing those.
It does seem…oddly familiar, doesn’t it?
(seriously, somebody re-record that song with the new rat-tail based lyrics plz kthx)