A Modest Proposal

Social networking phenomenon Twitter is gaining greater and greater popularity, and following my updates is a bandwagon you cannot afford to miss! Here are just a few of the many benefits you will receive by doing so:

  •  Get instant notices when comics are posted! No longer will you need to rely on clumsy RSS feeds or tedious web-page reloading! Also, Twitter followers receive a free “Extra Sentence Or Two Of Commentary On Today’s Comic” with each post!
  •  Get complete access to all the other inane details of my life as I post them, like “that time I had a cup of coffee” or “that time I wasn’t getting any work done!”
  • Sometimes there might be sneak peeks of upcoming projects, like this one when I was doing the new logo! 
  • Join the ranks of other famous and influential followers of mine! Like who? Oh, I don’t know, how does the World Rally Championship sound? Or maybe E For All 2008? Impressive! 
  • Most of the “following” notices I get are from users that have already been kicked off by the time I get them, because they were probably robots trying to spam naughty websites! Let’s get some real people up in here! 
  • BEST OF ALL: I refuse to use the verb “tweet” with regards to posting and I promise to never subject followers to it either!

What are you waiting for? Sign up today and start stroking my ego— I mean, following me!

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