The allure is actually an early 20th century German scheme to assassinate high-ranking American officers during the Second World War. Hard pretzels, with their unique shape, would lead to asphyxiation and be deemed accidental rather than wartime assassination. The plan was an utter failure, until the latent effects struck President George W. Bush in early 2002. It’s Nazi magic, you know.
The only pretzels I like are soft pretzels and chocolate covered pretzels. The small ones are the evil ones, but chocolate neutralizes the dangerous effects.
I can do this; I’ve been dieting for a while, trying to impress bf.
But I can try this now that it’s summer. Set it down. Spend two days at Chris’s, come back and see the difference. I just found this website, great comics! 🙂
I’d say that about a bowl of almost anything…. bowl of chips, bowl of popcorn, bowl of grandma’s weird-and-almost-as-old-as-her candies… so gross, but you can’t resist at least one just to be sure!
The allure is actually an early 20th century German scheme to assassinate high-ranking American officers during the Second World War. Hard pretzels, with their unique shape, would lead to asphyxiation and be deemed accidental rather than wartime assassination. The plan was an utter failure, until the latent effects struck President George W. Bush in early 2002. It’s Nazi magic, you know.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush_pretzel_incident
The only pretzels I like are soft pretzels and chocolate covered pretzels. The small ones are the evil ones, but chocolate neutralizes the dangerous effects.
I don’t like any pretzels!
I guess this makes sense, since I’m always proactive against conspiracies.
I can do this; I’ve been dieting for a while, trying to impress bf.
But I can try this now that it’s summer. Set it down. Spend two days at Chris’s, come back and see the difference. I just found this website, great comics! 🙂
I’d say that about a bowl of almost anything…. bowl of chips, bowl of popcorn, bowl of grandma’s weird-and-almost-as-old-as-her candies… so gross, but you can’t resist at least one just to be sure!