‘Tis my regret, to tell thee my sad news;
you shall not have a comic this fine eve.
The author must to other places go
and thus he has not time to do his work
As penance and to maintain thy good will
the author makes a humble off’ring here:
that Axe Cop you may read, and to enjoy!
I love Axe Cop so much.
so, so much.
I will not tolerate this lack of free cool content!!!!