oh great. Now that the muggers and malaria have teamed up together, no one stands a chance. First the muggers knock you out and take your stuff, and then malaria kicks you while you are down.
Just use your SHEER FORCE OF WILL to have a good time.
Don’t forget about the lethal DEATH RAYS OF THE SUN
And yes I realize that “lethal death rays” is redundant….
That’s just how deadly those lethal death rays are.
So lethal, you have to say it two times twice.
I’d say bring excellent running shoes to assist in escapes from street thugs and the like, but they may just attract them all the more. When I went to South America last year, I traveled with 7 other ladies, all of them mothers, 2 of them pregnant. It was scary… for the thugs. I guess what I’m saying is… for a good and safe time, bring some angry pregnant ladies along…? No, that can’t be right!
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