See, this is why topical humour is sometimes no good, because even though I wrote this comic I have no context for it whatsoever anymore. So the impact is gone. And I really can’t be bothered to hit up Google News and try to find out what happened in the first place. Generally you’ll notice these sorts of topical things don’t come up on the site very often. This isn’t a conscious choice on my part; it’s just that I’m not very tuned in to current events. [November 4, 2011]
Paris Hilton once called me a loser. I spit on her and got away with only minor gunshots.
supposedly she didnt eat or drink for three days cause she didnt want to use the toilet… i heard she almost died…
I don’t want to go so far as to say she’s inhuman, but…weellll…