I already got a medal from the president, for saving global warming, and i got two of them, and i write 3 hourly comics for the national post so yeah,
You saved global warming? I guess that means I can fire up my industrial-strength Pollution Machine again.
I got a similar medal for awesomeness but instead of there being a crappy string going through a crappy medal the whole thing was carved out of a giant diamond…just sayin’
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