8 thoughts on “especially if I get Ron Popeil in on it”
all you need is a catchy slogan “set it and forget it”. But since this is the anti infomercial perhaps the slogan should be uncatchy and difficult to remember. Lets open up the floor for nominations, i’ll start things off. “remember to check the dials every few seconds as they tend to change on their own, and for that matter the machine doesn’t usually follow the dials anyway” I can practically hear the crowd saying it along with me.
Shouldn’t you — if this really is an “anti-infomercial” — NOT tell anyone about what you’re going to be giving them, and tell them NOT to buy it? And NOT give them a phone number? Hmm? Hmm? Think about it.
Not only are we the only ones who comment here, I have a sneaking suspicion that we’re the only one’s the come here. Which is really sad. Lets start a campaign to get people to visit this site, whoever has the most referrals wins a new car donated, very generously i might add, by Nathan himself. Say what you will about Nathan, but the man has a heart of gold and this act of generousity really shows it. Thanks Nathan. Now let the competition begin.
Wait, wait, wait, will we have to pay taxes on our winnings? What kind of car? Do we have to keep it for a certain amount of time before we can sell it? I don’t want a free car if I have to insure it myself! Plus gas prices are too high, I need free insurance and gas money before i will accept this “lucrative” deal.
I heard it was one of those flying cars of the future. Yep, Nathan told me all about it the other day, he’s very excited to give it away and he doesn’t even mind that he’ll be losing 1 billion dollars! what a guy!
Most referrals wins a $1bn Flying Car of the Future +2. I figured out how to get it from a dream I had, but I like my ancient Jetta too much and this thing’s just taking up too much room in my backyard, so I thought I’d be generous and pass it on to all y’all.*
*certain conditions apply, see store for details. Offer not valid in Quebec.
all you need is a catchy slogan “set it and forget it”. But since this is the anti infomercial perhaps the slogan should be uncatchy and difficult to remember. Lets open up the floor for nominations, i’ll start things off.
“remember to check the dials every few seconds as they tend to change on their own, and for that matter the machine doesn’t usually follow the dials anyway”
I can practically hear the crowd saying it along with me.
Shouldn’t you — if this really is an “anti-infomercial” — NOT tell anyone about what you’re going to be giving them, and tell them NOT to buy it? And NOT give them a phone number? Hmm? Hmm? Think about it.
Are we the only people that ever comment around here?
No way, Steven. What about all the comment’s I’VE made? There’s tons of variety in the commentary if you just look closely enough.
…So closely that you exit reality, that is.
Not only are we the only ones who comment here, I have a sneaking suspicion that we’re the only one’s the come here. Which is really sad. Lets start a campaign to get people to visit this site, whoever has the most referrals wins a new car donated, very generously i might add, by Nathan himself. Say what you will about Nathan, but the man has a heart of gold and this act of generousity really shows it. Thanks Nathan. Now let the competition begin.
Wait, wait, wait, will we have to pay taxes on our winnings? What kind of car? Do we have to keep it for a certain amount of time before we can sell it? I don’t want a free car if I have to insure it myself! Plus gas prices are too high, I need free insurance and gas money before i will accept this “lucrative” deal.
I heard it was one of those flying cars of the future. Yep, Nathan told me all about it the other day, he’s very excited to give it away and he doesn’t even mind that he’ll be losing 1 billion dollars! what a guy!
YES YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
Most referrals wins a $1bn Flying Car of the Future +2. I figured out how to get it from a dream I had, but I like my ancient Jetta too much and this thing’s just taking up too much room in my backyard, so I thought I’d be generous and pass it on to all y’all.*
*certain conditions apply, see store for details. Offer not valid in Quebec.